Larger

Bitter

Alcopops( i'm an overly tanned woman)

American beer (aka water)

Absyinthe (It's not banned here )

Jack daniels ( yes i am that hard...and a cowboy)

Rum (ahoy there mateys)

Vodka (i'm poor)

I don't drink, i have a moral objection to fun (via being an idiot)

I don't drink, i'm under 18 and a good boy/girl