Greetings, Liam. My name's Jim, and I'm probably the sanest person you'll meet in these forums...

Ha.. Ha ha... Who the hell am I kidding? I have a worm in a super high-tech space suit as my sig! By the way Liam, Earthworm Jim rocks! But beside that, there are a few things you need to know about these forums:

1) As you already know, Jojo is a man-eating basilisk that likes to bite, maul, rape, and pillage, so don't look her directly in the eyes.
2) Never go out alone, because Meat Puppet could be anywhere, and he seems to have formed some sort of sexually orientated obsession with you...
3) Nobody here likes FFVIII (At least nobody who counts), so you'll fit in fine.
4) Trust me. Trust only me. Do not trust anyone but me! The rest will only hurt you, Liam, but I will help you! Yes, help you!! ONLY TRUST ME!!!
5) Giraffes drink lot's of coffee so they can fly so fast.
6) What's for dinner, I'm friggin' starving?

If you heed these words, you may last in these forums... At least 'till the weekend.

~Jim