FF New Year's resolutions

[UltimaLimit]

It's too early, I know, but what the hell, nobody keeps 'em anyway, right? What do you think should be the New Year's resolutions for Final Fantasy characters?

I think for starters:

Barret (FF7): Get a regular prosthetic arm already, I mean jeez, that thing's dangerous. (Yes, I know, duh, it's for fighting, but what about when he's hanging around the house with Marlene?)

Cloud (FF7): Find a smaller sword, because man I bet that gets heavy after a long day.

Aeris (FF7): (SPOILER)Pay more attention to surroundings while praying to guard against fatal attacks from above.

I'm sure you get the idea. Happy X-Mas early to those who celebrate it. Happy New Years early. Happy ________ early. Happy birthday to me.

[turnitup5000db]

Kain (ff4) - Make up your mind which side you're on, for cripes sake!
Yang(ff4) - Get a blasted handkerchief.
Butz (ff5) - Change your name to avoid further flatulence jokes.
Sephiroth - Take your medication and stop carrying around your mothers head everywhere.
Squall - Get a jacket that covers your entire torso.

[rubah]

Faris-- meet up with the guys in the pirate cove more often
Terra-- Go on another flying trip around the world naked in the rain.
Vincent-- Work on his tan
Rinoa-- Find the perfect pet for Squall to go with Angelo
Quina-- Decide on a gender. And then dress in drag!
Lulu-- design some more outfits and go market her clothing in the goth hangouts

[RedCydranth]

Everyone in FF4: Go to school and take grammar.
Cid (FF7): Stop Smoking, it will kill you!
Kefka: Get a new laugh
Tidus: Convince someone to say your name!
Brother: Get over Yuna, she's family! (Brother is Cid's son who is Yuna's Uncle.)
Tifa: become real and find me.
Paine: See Tifa
Josef: Learn to dodge boulders
Relm: be the next Van Gogh
Mog: Hit the Discos and become a legend
Umaru: Rock out with Tenacious D. Sasquatch!!!
Squall: Take that stick out of your ass and bang Rinoa already!!!
Cloud: Change your name to something more Menacing, like Teddy Bear.
Cecil: Remember the cool spells you used on the boat at the beginning of the game.
Beatrix: Ditch Steiner and See Tifa
Yuna: You can come too, we'll have a great time. Oh and leave your guns. You were hotter as a Summoner.

[turnitup5000db]

Yuffie : See a shrink about your cleptomania
Setzer: See a shrink about your gambling problem
Kefka : Just see a shrink
Shadow: Get a slightly larger, more menacing dog
Celes : Stop using Rosas sprites from ff4
Barret: Figure out what happened to the rest of your buddies from the a-team (By the by, did it jump out at anyone else that barret looks like mr T, and avalanche was a team of four members who's name started with an A?)
Edward/Gilbert: hit a gym, and decide on a cool new name, like Rico.

[RedCydranth]

Turnitup, read my post in the thread about women getting stereotyped as magicians. It mentions Barret looking like Mr.T.

[turnitup5000db]

Yeah, I saw that, I was referring to the whole Avalanche being a paralel to the A team thing.

[SeeDRankLou]

Beatrix: Either get a sleeker helmet that doesn't limit vision to one eye or get a sleek black eyepatch, whichever applies.

Paine: Get the whip to complete your outfit.

Lulu: Get the little chiwawah in the leather outfit from Madonna's Human Nature video to complete your outfit.

Brother: Read pretty much anything by Freud, it all applies.

Locke and Terra: The problem with your relationship is communication, freakin let each other speak.

Red XIII: Try the superslick and see what the FFIX moogles are talking about.

Fujin: Do something about that premature gray hair.

Rajin: Invest in some kneepads, and maybe some padded undergarments.

Zell: Take stock out in Oscar Meyer.

Wakka: Pick an accent, either Jamaican or Australian.