Listening to Sean Salisbury makes me angry. It also inspired me to make this thread.

For those of you who watch obscene amounts of sports, like I do, who takes the cake as the worst of the worst analysts and commentators? You can choose one from every sport you follow religiously (or semi-religiously) and, no, you don't need to explain why they suck so much.

So, without further ado...

Analyst / Commentator
Baseball - Rob Dibble / Tim McCarver
Football - Sean Salisbury / Jerry Glanville
Basketball - Stephen A. Smith / Bill Walton