It seems like a lot of companies and celebrities have their own brands of scents nowadays. Some of 'em, at least in my opinion, seem a bit unusual for the field of smelling good. Adidas, Nike, Britney Spears, Donald Trump. Donald Trump? Come on now.

But it got me to thinking. If you had your own brand of cologne or perfume, what would it be called? What would it smell like? How much would it cost? Stuff like that.