I hate perfume and cologne because it smells terrible 90% of the time. If you don't wanna stink, you take a bath or use deoderant, preferably both. The only good perfume I've smelled was Vanilla, and even then, only in SMALL doses.

But if I had a brand of perfume it'd smell like a Lilly, because they smell SO good, and it'd be named Lilly because I love that word/name. :<3: