What stupid and/or ridiculous ways have you had your name pronounced and how have you reacted? Mine takes the cake.

Real name: Rowell
Correct way to pronounce it: Ro-well
Stupid ways people have pronounced it: Rou-wull; Row-wull; Roll; Ra-wool; Roswell(How in the blazing Hell do you get Roswell out of Rowell?! I've actually had a teacher write my name as Roswell...). This takes the cake: Roland. This one doesn't even deserve a comment. :rolleyes2

I usually swallow my pride, sigh in my head, and don't correct anyone when they say my name incorrectly.