My worst gift would have to be a hand knitted scarf. I've never worn a scarf a day in my life and I got one for Christmas. It was light blue too. I think I lost it.

A three-pack of whitey-tighties
Here in the Army we're forced to wear frowney-brownies or meany-greanies. Just like em but brown or grean. Today was a frowny-browny day.