Worst Christmas Present You Ever Got?

**SomethingBig** · 12-22-2004, 01:42 AM

I like getting clothes for Crimpus.

Worst present was definitely FFX.

**Crazy the Clown** · 12-22-2004, 01:56 AM

DON'T LAUGH!!!

This is a sad, but true, story. And it's been a great source of humiliation since then. I kept it locked up, but I'm going to share my tale of woe with you.

(I downed some NyQuil, so I could muster the nerve to tell you.)

My brother got me a Strawberry f'n' Shortcake blanket when I was 6. It pissed me off so bad, I wanted to wrap it around him, hang him from a ceiling, grab a wooden stick, and play, "Big Brother Pinata." That would've taught him to buy me crappy gifts for Christmas! The next day, I brought it into the backyard, poured kerosene on it, and lit it on fire! I got spanked and sent to my room for the day for "playing with matches." The truth was I was destroying an inner demon.

**atmskater13** · 12-22-2004, 02:20 AM

Dude was your brother just kidding or what man... that would REALLY suck. And have you gotten revenge on him for the incident?

*smiles evilly*

**theundeadhero** · 12-22-2004, 02:51 AM

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! How old was your brother? Don't worry, I won't make fun of you for it.

***ETERNAL FANTASY*** · 12-22-2004, 03:14 AM

i would say a picture frame, a cheap, plain picture frame!

**Shlup** · 12-22-2004, 03:19 AM

Hrm.... *ponders*

Last year I got three watches. All of them ugly and completely not my taste, besides the fact that I don't wear a watch.

**StarlightAngel** · 12-22-2004, 03:31 AM

hmm... can't think of one, really.

**Crazy the Clown** · 12-22-2004, 03:54 AM

Originally Posted by atmskater13

Dude was your brother just kidding or what man... that would REALLY suck. And have you gotten revenge on him for the incident?

Burning the blanket was revenge enough. I willingly forgone dinner and took a whippin', just to be rid of that burden.

**Fate Fatale** · 12-22-2004, 04:03 AM

Last year I got this really stupid game thing. It has lik10 different cartriges... al the same game, except for the fact that the titles are changes. Then They gave one to my 5 yr old cousin, and took it from him 'cause there were two and I'm "more needy"... stupid gandmum....

**The Amazing Spiderman** · 12-22-2004, 04:21 AM

A telescope that it's base was broken. =/

**=Angelus=** · 12-23-2004, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Faris

One year i got two shirts and matching jeans. I only wore the shirts once. I call them my "bad luck shirts"

Last year i got alot of Makeup stuff, I don't even wear makup unless i'm doing a play! If i get anymore this year....

your bad luck shirts can't as bad as my bad luck jeans...
i wore them twice
the first time i fell off a bike while mailing christmas cards
the second a tripped while going downhill on my rollerblades.. they got torn up real bad and i was bleeding all over them

after that.. i never saw them again

**atmskater13** · 12-23-2004, 05:17 PM

And then I think you'll all agree that the worst part is pretending you like it... unless you burn the gift...

haha

**muchacho** · 12-23-2004, 05:37 PM

probably a pair of boxers that were XLs. i couldnt wear them cause i wear a medium so i put them in my underwear drawer and the sad thing is i think they are still in there

**Tidus Andronicus** · 12-23-2004, 06:10 PM

a set of fake toy shaving accessories.... when I was like 8...
and then a real razor when i was 17...
I think thats worse than cloths... if they wanted to get me something like that... why not get me a super cool electric razor XD

**Levian** · 12-23-2004, 07:46 PM

Originally Posted by Levian

A statue of a troll. It even smelled bad when I tried to burn it with my lighter.

Scratch that. I got a tomagotchi for this christmas.

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