ahhh but where does pork come into the equation??? and storks (me!!!!)????
a dorks level can exceed 1...
you cannot be a mork and fork together making them equal .5
anyone can be a pork but cannot be a pork of over .75 because a too por dork cannot afford the life of the common dork
and you can get an extra percentage of dork if you have a high staying in bedroom:shopping for games and comics ratio!!!
but you cannot have a very high dork level if you have a cork level of above .25!!! because the corkiness takes away the positive effect of the dork!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BRAIN!!!! i need to lie down.....