Seinfeld Seasons 1-2 DVD set
Seinfeld Season 3 DVD set
Metroid Prime 2
Around $50 (with more on the way... procrastinating relatives)
Four sweaters (two of which will be returned)
Socks
Trial and Error DVD
Ernest Goes to Jail DVD
A crapload of chocolate

An excellent assortment of sweets, treats, and gag gifts. Not a bad Christmas if I may say so myself.