1 his name is salif diao
2 he earn over 10,000 pounds a week for something he's mediocre at
3 I'm better then him
4 he has dreadlocks
5 he can't play in the centre of midfield
6. he can't play right back
7. A football seems to scare him more than nuclear war
8. he brings shame to this shirt
9. he doesn't touch the "this is anfield" sign before a match (actualy none of them do, but i'm singiling him out!)
10. he cost the club 4.2 million pounds
11-100. He can't play football
101. he isn't steven gerrard
If you see this man, tell him how much i dislike him.