If he's King of the World, then the world he rules is the world of very overrated actors. He sucks. Here's how much I hate him.

-When he starred in Growing Pains, I wanted to take a swing at him.
-When he starred in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, I wanted to bodyslam him.
-When he starred in Romeo & Juliet, I wanted to beat him down.
-When he starred in Titanic, I wanted to strangle him.
-When he starred in Man in the Iron Mask, I wanted to stab him with a butterfly knife.
-When he starred in Celebrity, I wanted to hit him with a truck.

I could go on, but you get the idea.