The save Boris Johnson Mission
Here he is Boris Johnson a fine spectical of a man with his wavy locks and sea blue eyes, you can't help but love him.
English gent, British MP and editor of the spectator political magazine are but a few vocations of this giant of a man, Wether it be pushing foward the ever going mission for us all to ride bikes or argueing with car drivers. He is a man of such verbal eloquence and desire that everyone he meets is imbued with a sense (SPOILER)superiority warmth.
He has a great love of children and public events.
and is also one of todays foremost philosophers.
On Cars and Mobile Phones
''I don't believe that talking on a mobile phone while driving a car is any more dangerous than the many other things that people do with their free hands while driving - nose-picking, reading the paper, studying the A-Z, beating the children, and so on''
On Tony Blair
''It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall''
On Privatisation
''It is only now, says Blair, that the terrible effects of botched privatisation are being felt on the nation's arteries, just as a heart attack patient spectacularly collapses after eighteen blissful years of eating pork pies''
On George W. Bush
''The President is a cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogance of American foreign policy''
Unfortunately Boris has fell on hard times after purely by accident having an affiar with his assistant and getting her pregnant he has been striped of his vital and highly respected position as shadow spokesman for the arts and is utterly down in the dumps.
So come on people lets save Boris Johnson and make him our new British prime minister.
sign the petition. Boris for PM
And post any messages of support because i love this man and soon you will love this man too.
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I fail to believe someone can "accidently have an affair" though, so tough luck to him.
Originally Posted by cl_out
