Finaly the mathmatical proof

[Doomgaze]

Also, "Time and Money" would be Time + Money, not Time * Money.

[theundeadhero]

Evil creatures, always sacrificing the virgin men!

[Psychotic]

It's a good chuckle, until you realise that somebody probably put some serious thought into its creation, at which point it becomes almost embarrassing to read.

Serious effort? Pssh, it's easy to make something evil.

Czanthor = George x London + Black Mage 121

Black Mage 121 = Evil + Naughty divided by the square root of Satan = EVIL!

Therefore Czanthor = George x London + Evil = GLEVIL!

See? ...ok I made you into Glevil but that's not bad for a first try!

[bennator]

Really, what's the point of proving the obvious in this case?

[Armisael]

yeah like boys are better..

[Super Christ]

well, if it really was money+time, then, of course, the follwing would follow (i'm using ! for the roots):

girls = time + money

time = money

girls = money + money

money = !(evil)

girls = 2(!evil)

therefor, girls are 2 times as much as the root of all evil. that's scary.

be afraid, men. not because of the potential evil in a girl, but because they are more powerful than you can imagine.

2 times the root of evil is not necesarily anywhere close to evil. Let us look at the entire equation again.
Girls=Time+Money
Time=Money
Girls=Money+Money, or simplified, Girls=2(Money)
Money=√(Evil)
Girls=2*√(Evil)
To determine whether girls are equal to, less than, or greater than evil, we would need to determine the value of evil.
If Evil<4, then 2*√(Evil)>Evil
If Evil=4, then 2*√(Evil)=Evil
If Evil>4, then 2*√(Evil)< Evil
Which shows that as the value of Evil increases, the fraction Girls/Evil diminishes exponentially.

We can also use a known value for Girls and solve for Evil.

[Yamaneko]

Isn't Satan a guy?

[YunaGirl05]

Isn't Satan a guy?

good point.

[Faris]

Isn't Satan a guy?

It all depends on your perspective
*watches Bedazzled* Satan is a woman here....

[Craig]

And God is a women in Dogma.

[Dking'squeen]

and what makes you think that all girls = money x money?

[boris no no]

2 times the root of evil is not necesarily anywhere close to evil. Let us look at the entire equation again.
Girls=Time+Money
Time=Money
Girls=Money+Money, or simplified, Girls=2(Money)
Money=√(Evil)
Girls=2*√(Evil)
To determine whether girls are equal to, less than, or greater than evil, we would need to determine the value of evil.
If Evil<4, then 2*√(Evil)>Evil
If Evil=4, then 2*√(Evil)=Evil
If Evil>4, then 2*√(Evil)< Evil
Which shows that as the value of Evil increases, the fraction Girls/Evil diminishes exponentially.

We can also use a known value for Girls and solve for Evil.

you have more time on your hands then me....

[PhoenixAsh]

The original post was decent, but didn't make me laugh. Xander and ChocoboRider's further investigation was cleverer IMO, but didn't make me laugh out loud. Super Christ's FURTHER investigation actually made me laugh out loud quite a lot. This is my semi-official review of the thread so far.

[Enoki]

I hate math.

[*ETERNAL FANTASY*]

I hate math.

Ditto

Who ever wrote that has gotta watch their back now lol!