First words said: "I'm tired"
First person IMed: SomethingBig
First site visted: EoFF
First thing touched: My pillow and blanket
First parent to yell at me: my dad
First thing I drank: Coca-cola
First living thing I saw: dog: Cristy
First amount of sleep earned: 5 hours
First thing I watched: "Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again"

....the list goes on -_-