First song sang: NONE!
First words said: "Yeah, but does it rhyme with duck?" (Really)
First thing touched: The floor, as I was standing on it.
First person verbally spoken to: Lots of people, with my duck comment.
First person IMed: NO-ONE! People IM me, not the other way around. Oh wait, I IMed BoB on Y!M yesterday. Loony BoB then.
First site visited: It's the silver link in my sig.
First movie watched: The Godfather