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    Default Make your eyes red

    I just got over some bad pink eye but i wantd to make my eyes red to make my mom think there still bothering me. I just had 2 sno days it just wouldnt be right to go tommorow and its to cold to skip. Anyone know how to make your eyes red without scarring them or damaging them?

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    Contacts? or how bout poking them real hard. i gaureentee the pain wont last. (2 long...)
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    If you have a hair drier, blow it in your eyes for a minute or so.

    I got an eye infection once from the dry air from a car heater in addition to my contacts instantly drying out.
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    get a salt shaker and shaker it into your eyes.

    it'll probably hurt like all get out, though. and probably wouldn't be too good for your eyes.

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    Smoke weed.

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    yea none of those willl work with =out me hurting myself i now have 4 and a half hours before i hafto go to schooo.l good night

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    you could have stayed up all night and stared at the computer. bloodshot eyes.

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    I tried to help. Maybe there's just some times when you can't get out of things you don't want to do.

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    you could have stayed up all night and stared at the computer. bloodshot eyes.
    If only you had posted before i went to sleep.

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    Stare really close to a TV or a bright screen until your eyes tear. Crying makes your eyes red.


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    Just tell your mom that you have a tapeworm.

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    yea guys its to late now thanks anyways

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    Aww, what a shame. I think Raistlin said it best.
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