Quote Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen
I've been told that I'm creative, make good stories, very creative, smart, creative, 'pretty'/'gorgeous'/'yadda yadda yadda'
I look like my dad/brother/grnadmom White
I'm an angel
I'm a devil
I'm like my Grandmom Parker
the greatest might have been, "You are an evil, violent, sarcastic, mean female."
This was after i punched some guy in the kidney by accident, i was aiming for the gut
You should always punch someone you hate in the kidneys after they've had a lot to drink. That way they'll just piss in their pants.