Water is so sexy. Who dosen't like opening up a crisp, cool bottle of Dasani Remineralized Water (Reverse Osmosis, Non Carbonated, Total Dissolved Solids: 35 ppm, Fluoride Ions: 0ppm) and drinking it? It refreshes my body and it makes me want to jump in the air and drink more of it.

Water. The source of our life, the basis of everything. If we didn't have water, we'd be dead.

Everything about water is so sexy. The look of it, the taste of it. It has such a great personality. It never bites back and it always tastes the same. Oh water, how I love you. If I could marry you I would.