What Would Your Ultimate Weapon Be?

[Gunblades]

UltimaLimit - if your instincts are sharp you will be able to deal with both threats without needing to see. While your thinking what to do in that split second it could be the end of you.

CloudVII - bokkens are real wepons, enjoy them as such. there were samuries that ONLY used bokkens and killed their fare share of armed opponants with them. If you like them you should read the manga books Real Bout High School. Still a curved blade is a disadvantage.

thats not really homicidal Shoden, anyone can do that, it becomes nasty when you take your time enjoying what you do.

Hey Ultima, you can kill someone with a chocolate muffin

[UltimaLimit]

Everything is a weapon.

My response was assuming that in the situation I described earlier, you are not formally trained, and are still "thinking" in terms of fistfighting. Not to mention the dude with the knife still has a couple yards to go to reach you. Sorry I didn't state that earlier, I didn't have much time to post.

But yeah, if you're formally trained, you'll instinctively know how to put both attackers in their place.

[CloudVII]

A curved blade isn't a disadvantage, the Samuari crafted the shrapest,quickest, and deadly blade of their time, now seeing as Sephiroth's blade was definetly the deadliest their for a while it arouses the questioning of ur comment. The samuari were also very skilled in the use of that blade no doubt, but 2 people with the same skill in a Katana and a (pencil is too easy) wooden spear, I think the person with the katana would win. Plus, samuari have teh uber scare tactic, There freaking insane armor.

[Abbot Cluny]

A set of equipment; easy to draw Katana with steel folded 10,000 times, crafted by a master; a modified light firearm that can be set to single or burst fire complete with a suppressor and a junk load of ammo; and a customized set of bracers, grieves, boots, guantlets, and groin protection. All that junk together would make anyone feel like Superman.

Oh yeah, Gunblades, ur fulluvit. The bokken was what the Samurai trained with so that they wouldn't hack each other to bits while practicing. A sharp metal blade tops a blunt wooden one any day (that doesn't mean a wicked ninja with a bo staff couldn't whip the tar out of a sword wielding foe, it just means that when thinking about real combat, if you had to choose between a metal sword or a wood one, the metal one is your best bet).

EDIT: Please don't double post. Use the edit button to add more. -Murder

[Ultima Shadow]

A curved blade isn't a disadvantage

Well, in a real sword battle... yes it IS a dissadvantage.

Chocolatemuffin VS marshmallow... now THAT would be an intressting battle.

[Gunblades]

i get ya UltimaLimit, and i dont have much time to post either, hence my bad spelling and often misunderstanding people lol we carnt all be steven seagal

CloudVII - two points that may help
a curved blade allows an opponant to easily slide down it's leangth and take advantage, also the single edge is a great weakness. Ive been there and done that.
The curved katana wasnt designed to be any sort of ultimate sword, it was useuful in IT'S culture, and not outside of it. When you take a katana against a broadsword it becomes incredibly weak and vulnerable/delicate, same for their armour. it was good for dealing with that threat, but outside in todays mixed world it doesnt hold up.

Abbot Cluny - in the right hands a wooden weapon can beat a steel one anyday. In order to cut or break that wooden weapon the opponant must let you hit it edge one, and anyone with common sense always parries and blocks the flat of a blade, not the edge.

i not trying to come across all bossy guys, just helping out with my experiance in real combat, i wouldnt suggest or tell anyone to do anything i wouldnt be willing to do or havent done already.

ah marshmallows, melted or soft lol

[rubah]

I can say with certainty that chocolate muffin would win over marshmellow.

Provoke the enemy to say something, then stuff it in their mouth. While their eyes unfocus and their mind explodes, punch them in the stomach

[Gunblades]

ah ah ah, your punching them, the trick it to kill them soly with the muffin. for example, take a bag of chips (in the uk - not crisps) and ram them down someones mouth and throat and they will suffocate, the press the next day will read "man batterd to death" whahahahahahahahaah

i carnt understand why my Tifa is the best girl in FF thread was closed?

[Yuffie514]

marshmallow might still be effective if it's like as big as a pillow and then you stuff it into your enemy's face !

[Gunblades]

whats going on here, a load of posts have vanished?

[Yuffie514]

er, whaddya mean by that ?

[Gunblades]

Oops lol, it must have been a prob with my computer because yesterday i could only see up to post 107

[Armisael]

Yuna's Guns from FFX-2..They rock!

[Yuffie514]

i think i want to make a slight change-of-heart on what my weapon of choice would be (originally, Squall's LionHeart ). Lion-Heart would be too big for me . i'd want my very own customized gunblade, smaller and easy to use. maybe i could draw it and post the design here... :fpenerg:

[Edgar]

Who need tools? My fists and brain are my weapons!