HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! XD
OK, I know it's serious cause it's like...really happening and stuff, but it looks like a bad Monty Pythong sketch.
"Tidy attire "is important in repelling the enemies' manoeuvres to infiltrate corrupt capitalist ideas and lifestyle and establishing the socialist lifestyle of the military-first era," the radio says."
Seriously. And that "socialist lifestyle of the military-first era" is like...a complete contradiction. Of course, North Korea is probably the goverment with more contradictions.
" Hair is a very important issue that shows the people's cultural standards and mental and moral state "
"It stressed the "negative effects" of long hair on "human intelligence development", noting that long hair "consumes a great deal of nutrition" and could thus rob the brain of energy."
OK, I know it's sad, I know it's a serious problem a goverment can be so damn stupid, but in this case I believe it gets to a point of surrealistic idocy so great it's impossible not to laugh. Einstein said "There are two infinite things: the universe and idiocy. I am not sure of the first one, though".
