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    if monkeys could fly would they? And if so, how much would an army of flying monkeys cost? and finaly, how would the witch frm the wizard of oz have that much cash?

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    Yes, because then they can fly to the local supermarket and steal the bananas!

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    If monkeys could fly they would and they wouldn't cost much if you grabbed them your self but they would cost the same as a dog so a thousand would be enuf but where would you keep them?
    plus all witches are extremly rich for some reason

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    Witches have pet dragons. Dragons go out and burn up kingsdoms to get riches and gold for their beds.

    OBVIOUSLY the wicked witch of the west was sneaking into her dragon's lair to steal bits of his bed to pay off her soldiers and buy the flying monkeys.

    That's why Dorothy got away with everything and the witch had to throw her own fireballs at scarecrow. The dragon found out and left her (They weren't married so no lawyers were really necessary). He took his riches with him, and then the witch, underfunded, had to go understaffed, which is why Dorothy and her crew were able to sneak into the castle. Also, thet's the real reason why the soldiers were so pissed at the witch in the end.

    Little did anybody know, that dragon was the one who funded the building of the yellowbrick road. Sort of a spiteful thing to get back at his thieving former lover.
    The poor sap never realized that he was only a pet to her.

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    Maybe they can fly.

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    Maybe you can fly. You kept your gender hidden well enough.

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    You're icky. I bet you're one of those guys who likes pineapples on the pizza.

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    Damn right. With ham and mushrooms.

    And an army of tin men would easily defeat an army of flying monkeys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pure Strife
    And an army of tin men would easily defeat an army of flying monkeys.
    Unless the monkeys peed on them, which would make them all rusty and stuff.

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    I'll give you that Lev, but they'd waste an army of dehydrated flying moneys, no wuckin furries.

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    the witch is obviously an evil genuis in disguise and performs wicked wicked emperiments pertaining monkeys and phoenixes and pixies
    and if they could fly, we'd probably be over run by monkeys that would peck your eyes out in a second
    and the witch didn't need cash, she had a monkey mafia, what did she need cash for?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yazoo'squeen
    and the witch didn't need cash, she had a monkey mafia, what did she need cash for?
    Although she may look like a cheap whore, Dorothy is actually pretty expensive.

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    Of course it would because we would be over run by the monkeyfia

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