Hi. Did you know ANTs are cool? Well, I didn't, cause they suck and always crawl all over everything in my room for no reason. I did nothing to them, but then they decide to come into my room and get all over my dresser where my PC is and crawl into my Dr Pepper. Then I can't drink it and it makes me sad because I can't get any more till my parents go to the store because I'm in the middle of nowhere without a car. So then I have to get bug killer, but then I realize I have no bug killer, so I just grab the bottle of Windex(TM) instead and spray them with it. Well, the intent is to make them retreat, but they seem to be stupid and stay there, so then I have to wipe up dead ANTs and wash them down the drain, and it's nasty, and Windex(TM) is all over my hands along with the dead ANTs all because the ANTs wouldn't just stay outside and leave me alone. They make me sad and mad and stinky every single time they do it and I'm sick of it, and if I could afford it I'd press charges against them, but I can't anyway because they're ANTs, so I would just press charges against the owner of the house, which is my mother, but then I can't do that, because then I'd be out of a place to stay, so I just have to keep on putting up with these ANTs forever.
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