Do you drink enough water?

[DasaniWater]

I'm not the one answering questions, Matt. Psh.

Edit: Oh nice, new theme. Looks fantastic.

[m4tt]

I'm really tempted to just ban you like Leeza said since you're being a punk and won't tell me who you are.

[DasaniWater]

Maybe your last answer was correct. Who knows.

*goes off to bake a cake*

..I mean. Aw, crap.

[Aquafina]

Dasani is obviously a carcinogen.

Aquafina is pure, fresh, and 100% H20. Dasani has been linked to many sewer drainage problems and WMDs. So drink Aquafina today, because we guarantee nothing(as in, nothing but water!).

[DasaniWater]

No.

[m4tt]

Now that the mystery is solved, lets get down to business.

Second accounts aren't allowed. Same goes for you, Aquafina/Dingo.