I don't have any real phobias but ...

Weird phobias :
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.
Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Bibliophobia- Fear of books
Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women.
Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations
Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers
Gnosiophobia- Fear of knowledge.
Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish.
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down.
Linonophobia- Fear of string.
Nomatophobia- Fear of names
Pediophobia- Fear of dolls
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards
Sesquipedalophobia- Fear of long words
Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13
Xenophobia- Fear of strangers or foreigners.

http://www.phobialist.com/

.... funnily enough , Johnny Depp has a phobia about clowns ...