you could donate to the charity of boris. we help all underprivaliged boris' all over the world! all i need is all your details the deeds to your house and .............1 billion dollars!! *holds finger in Dr Evil manner*
we boris' need all the help we can get as the species of borisium silliestia is nearly at extinction.
help now and get a free eviction!

http://vallejo.ural.net/
http://www.boris-johnson.com/ heehee
the last example is the worse case we've seen!! help us reunite the world of boris!!
offer expires 12 /12/1978