Shadow, for a few reasons.

1-Interceptor proves that he's good with dogs.
2-He's a ninja, and that's what all Juggalos and Juggalettes are.
3-He could give a damn less what anyone thinks about him.
4-His daughter's an artistic genius. Reminds me of a homie of mine, and she could give Van Gogh a run for his chedda.