Woah, chemical weapon that makes you gay and screw up your mates.
Hey, it sounds like some real fun, I'd call it the "homonizer" and find many good uses for it: throw it in any parliment, for example. The problems in the country would disspaear ipso facto. Damn, I'd also use it with myself, sure, it would make me gay, but damn, it would also be some fun anyway.
