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    Thumbs up America has really come up with crazy ideas


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    I have a feeling this isn't true. But xD @ the homosexuality drug thing.

    But to be honest, that's not good because it can spread STDs or maybe even get the female soldiers pregnant.


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    Ive thought of stuff like this before... Non lethal warfare. I would very much want my country to develope weapons like that, which would be used to incapacitate people FIRST, so we don't have to kill as many people.

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    It's hardly as if the United States is the only country that's come up with these kinds of ideas.

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    This all sounds like a hoax.

    But why would we need a homosexual poison? Can't we just send them pictures of Brad Pitt?

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    Woah, chemical weapon that makes you gay and screw up your mates.

    Hey, it sounds like some real fun, I'd call it the "homonizer" and find many good uses for it: throw it in any parliment, for example. The problems in the country would disspaear ipso facto. Damn, I'd also use it with myself, sure, it would make me gay, but damn, it would also be some fun anyway.

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    *Mumbles to himself and tweaks the equasion a little on a notepad and gos to visit an all girl school*
    What?! :P

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    If the United States uses the aphrodisic drug... I may be forced to kill myself from the shame.

    I would however support the idea of creating a diareha drug or something like those ends, its the little things that decrease moral.
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    I don't get it. If it turns all the soldiers gay, no one would care if they screwed each others, right?
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    Well maybe we can no longer discrimminate hetro and homosexuals now? Oo This sounds..wierd seroiusly.

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    It wouldn't turn them gay in their mind, but they'd be attracted to each other and wouldn't know why. I think that's what it is.


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    Well at the very least they would understand a homosexual and would make them doubt, but i highly doubt this is true =/

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    Too bad this nonlethal warfare wasn't researched; only suggested.

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    Default Assuming that article was true:

    They pay people to come up with crap like that? (More importantly, how come I wasn't offered that job?)

    I think the "sexy" drug was supposed to make them so horny they'd start screwing the nearest available thing (each other). Stupid idea, really. If they're already gay, they'll go to it, straight soldiers will find females, and anyone who can't find a partner will jack off or join a threesome or something. The only way it could possibly be of use is if troops invade and start shooting while they're having their orgy. Honestly, people think up this stuff, publish it, and then wonder why terrorists mock America? :rolleyes2

    Halitosis drug was a decent idea, but God help the Iraqi citizen who picked the wrong day to eat garlic and onions.

    The vermin-attracting agent was actually a half-decent idea. Of course, if it's desert fighting, how many wasps are there? And U.S. ground troops couldn't store it, since they'd just bring vermin down on themselves. It'd probably be simpler to export a bunch of juvenile delinquents and have them stinkbomb their hideouts. This'd drive enemy troops out into U.S. gunfire. Eliminate JDs and enemy soldiers in one operation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage
    I don't get it. If it turns all the soldiers gay, no one would care if they screwed each others, right?
    USA would loose the war because enemy soldiers would be enjoying it so much the morale would rise and make them fight better.

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