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    I don't get it. If it turns all the soldiers gay, no one would care if they screwed each others, right?

    I imagine the drug would wear off eventually, and he soldiers would go back to hetrosexuallity.

    Im telling u a diareaha bomb would be most effective.
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    USA would loose the war because enemy soldiers would be enjoying it so much the morale would rise and make them fight better.
    The point of the weapon is to lower moral. After the drug wore off the soldiers would be shocked at their actions and confused.
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    ...that sounds ridiculous. o_O I don't have an opinion on it one way or another.

    By the way: don't blame America. Foreigners are pissing me off more and more by the minute.

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    Oh noes!!1 not teh gay bomb ;_;

    When I read this on Monday I was laughing my ass off. This has got to be the best thing released due to the freedom of information act.

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    an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other
    OMG when does this stuff go on sale :joey:

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    a vomiting agent would be more effective, methinks. When you puke, you're almost entirely incapacitated. unless you're used to it, I suppose. But it's not cool, and it'd be a good first strike weapon, make mop-ups easier. although, if the friendly troops smell the puke, and then start puking, then they'd add to the building mound of puke and the stench would increase, making more and more soldiers puke, so in the end, instead of a weapon, you have a big giant puke-fest the likes of which have never been seen since the last Supermodel bathing suit fashion show.

    gross. maybe the sexy drug would be better.

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    Aside from crippling you immediately, vomiting lowers your morale, dehydrates you, starves you (since you lose all the fuel in your stomach), and just makes you feel lousy in general. If we managed to pipe a puke-gas into an enemy hideout, then seal them in, the stench would be unbearable. Nobody could keep anything down, and it would be just obscenely cruel.

    And effective. I mean, U.S. troops could always strike from upwind.
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    Or just wear gas masks. :rolleyes2

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    Moral attack? Dude, NOW WE KNOW why we suddenly became attracted to eachother!

    Besides, being gay wouldn't stop me from popping a cap in some ass. So all they'd manage to do is insure a painful demise by messing with my harmones and wasting hard earned tax money on something so stupid..

    Dirreiha bomb might work, but better yet.. how about a nuclear device that causes them to itch excesscivly? Think about it, they'll lose concentration, feel abliged to scratch and not shoot, and noone has to smell dung/risk getting ebola.

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    There is one easy way to get round this. Use female soldiers. The chemical wouldn't work for both men and women. Put in a couple of women to make sure the men do some work rather than just thinking with the testicles... hang on...
    I notice another flaw. What if you, the people who bombed them with the sexy drug, were taken captive... he he he.

    I think dioreah/vomiting is the way to go. no loss of life, but hillarity for those with gas masks.
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    but supposing we develope the puking agent, and start deploying it, and the enemy trains a buncha supermodel commandos who're used to puking since they do it several times daily? I mean, it'd hardly incapacitate them at all, doncha think? :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot: :shoot:

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