I'm new.

[Faris]

Ever notice how every time there's a newb thread, we all do violent/erotic/random things and then type "Welcome to EoFF ____" at the bottom to justify our posts?

(SPOILER)I think that they're trying to scare the noobie away. O_o
Welcome! to the insane asylum. Today we will go outside for two minutes to be amazed by clouds and dirt.
Yay! we havn't been outside for weeks! Last week, we had to stare at a wall untill we stopped thinking how interesting it was. It took us untill today when they started to drag us away from it i WANT MY WALL BACK ;_;