Ansem: Greetings, newbie! Welcome to the realm of EoFF! You're going to like it here.

Kounetsu: Yes... yes you will... *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: Err... yes, well... have fun and eat this batch of Extra Creamy Yaoi Fudge Cookies that I whipped up for you! *gives*

Kounetsu: Eat them all or suffer the consequences!!!!!!!

Ansem: In case you're wondering what the consequences are, don't ask... it's scary.