Them's fightin' words.Originally Posted by Del Murder
Them's fightin' words.
I like Kung-Fu.
This post is about my appendix.
:rolleyes2
Anyway, did you all hear about the one about the appendix that crossed the road?
OK, why did the appendix cross the road?
Because a group of starving otters had stolen his car and then his mother was murdered by a group of red sea urchins and so he needed to go to the funeral directors place which was ran by his friend Graham and he was gonna fly there but then it started to rain molten lava, again.
HAHAHAA WASN'T THAT HILARIOUS ?! :laugh:
I THINK MY SIDES HAVE SPLIT! :chuckle:
That's not good...did your appendix get affected by it at all?I THINK MY SIDES HAVE SPLIT! :chuckle:
I like Kung-Fu.
Nah, I sold my appendix to Cubans...or cubists...or the Chicago Cubs or SOMEONE back in '94. Or was that my brain? Eh, same difference.
theres way too much logic behind it to be a good joke.Because a group of starving otters had stolen his car and then his mother was murdered by a group of red sea urchins and so he needed to go to the funeral directors place which was ran by his friend Graham and he was gonna fly there but then it started to rain molten lava, again.
Hmmm....You get this cool scar, and you get to miss a week of school!
When my appendix ruptured they had to leave my wound open, with only a single stich in the middile of it to help it heal,. The reason it had to be left open was so that all the posionous crap could drain out. They also had to stuff i with gauze strips soaked in Daken solution, which is basically bleach water, and the gauzes had to be replaced 3x daily. It was no fun. Pluus I missed a month of work, not no silly week.
Now if your appendix was simply inflamed and removed before it ruptured you may only miss a week and not have to go through such funness....
You say you want to hear the truth? I say that you are lying! You do not want the truth. Instead you want to hear a well crafted lie mixed with half truths that you find more appealing than the real truth.
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One of my closest friends experienced his appendix exploding inside of him when we were in middle school. This is a kid who's had his hand smashed between cement blocks, had stitches over a half-dozen times, and had that little string thingy connecting your tongue to the bottom of your mouth (the technical name of which I forget) cut out by plastic tubing (yeah, he doesn't have one o' those things anymore). Above all that, he said his appendix bursting is the most painful thing he's ever experienced. He was out of school for two weeks, and he's one tough cookie, so it must have hurt.
My mom had hers removed before it burst, and I remember the pain she was in the day we rushed her to the hospital. The same woman had before given birth to four children, and she said that was nothing compared to the pain cause by her quirky appendix.
Last edited by Sepho; 01-17-2005 at 02:41 AM. Reason: Italicized the wrong word
your scaring me.
I hope mine bursts... for the obvious reasons. *shrugs*
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The appendix....i think its the most useless things that floppin around in your body really!
Im sorry what was the point of this thread again lol?
You people sure are creative! and i still dont know why you would want to have your appendix burst...well other than the fact that u wouldnt have to worry about it later...oh wait did i just answer my own question?
[Life is Eternity in a nutshell]
Pah. I believed this thread!!! I mean, it SOUNDED perfectly plausible that some poor person had a burst appendix while reading some weird post..
And I'm a poor sod who had nothing better to do than watch Jojo's Circus and Madeline on Playhouse Disney. [[Madeline's good, REALLY!!!! I like. You know the narrator guy always uses rhyming sentences? That is SO COOL!!!]]
Do I have an appendix?
I like Kung-Fu.
I've got dibs on Kikyo's appendix!
How long has it been raining?
...Forever.
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