Ansem: Salutations, I'm the Official Baker of EoFF!

Kounetsu: And if anyone tells you otherwise, I want you to go to their house and cut them!

Ansem: QUIET! Anyway, since you're new here, I decided to bake you some Yaoi Fudge Cookies (Extra Creamy)! Sora and Riku make such a cute couple, don't you think?

Kounetsu: Oh, yeah! You know who else makes a cute couple?

Ansem: You and Trowa?

Kounetsu: Yes! Yes! YES! *laughs hysterically*

Ansem: I know you well.

Kounetsu: Back to the newbie... Hi, I'm Kounetsu Epsilon. Wanna play? *big, scary, toothy grin* *eye twitch*