Pickup Lines
ok, so i think i just figured out that i'm really sick of over-exerting myself for girls, and there's one i've been waiting for to come around so i'll keep waiting for her to be the one i'm waiting for... ha.
so, uhh, just post pick up lines here, because i'm bored, and want to be amused.
i must start off with a sad sad terrible one
guy: are you from tennesse?
girl: no, why?
guy: because you're the only ten I see
terrible, terrbile.....
Guy: Your father is a thief, isn't he?
Girl: uhm, what?
Guy: Well, he must've stole the stars from heaven and placed them in your eyes, because they are so beautiful.
Girl: Oh, that's so sweet and not used 32 million times before and you're definitely getting laid now.
ok this..........this is good..............do u have a mirror in your pants...cause i can definitly see myself in them *wink wink*
This one works for me
" Can i have a rimjaw "
"You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face."
Er... damn, I'm no good at this sort of thing.
--It's me!--
whats a rimjaw?
South Park BLU flashback.Originally Posted by Zellyhottie
"Hello" tends to work fine for me
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"I'm wearing new socks."
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lol
" Those clothes look good on you , but I'd bet they'd look even better scattered across my bedroom floor ... "
Tut tut tut ...
'I must be in another castle, 'cause you look like a princess.'
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I got one ^_^
guy: are you tired?
girl: No, why?
guy: because you've been running through my mind all day
Oh how horrible...lol I never want to hear anything silly like that from a guy ^_^
When Will Destiny Lead us Together...?
"You know I'm the reason they have fire alarms in all the buildings now."
Someone call the cops, she's the one who stole my heart :<3:
Are yoy fred flinstone
No why ?
Because you can sure make the bed rock.
*Ill get my coat*
I've heard those before XD
My favorite one: "If you held up eleven roses and looked in the mirror, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world."
Or nerdy ones: "Are you a derivative function, cos' baby, I wanna be tangent to your curves."
"Your torque looks good from this angle."
"Baby, you must be a current, cos' you're irreistable!"
Or um, "Nice shoes" always works
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wtf
rawr
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