Pickup Lines

[Clouded Sky]

hehe, these are great, keep them coming.
i really like this one

"If you held up eleven roses and looked in the mirror, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world."

it's your fav jojo, just may be mine now too. XD

so, another - "have you gotten any parking tickets lately, because you've got fine written all over you"

[Psychotic]

"Hello, I don't want to rape you."

Another, less-rape based way to get girls is to tell them they look like some hot famous person. And tell them you don't want to rape them too.

[boris no no]

whenever i've chatted up boys i've been very drunk so its normally
"i'm so drunk i'll do anything baby"
or
"i like you *drools and slobbers all over the place* wanna go aout with me?"
....no wonder i've had so few boyfriends...

[Carnage]

iv never seen a pick up line that works. just go talk to them and use your enviorment to your advantage.

[Homer Simpson]

And never buy a woman lots of drinks, you will go home with no money and no woman.

[Chaos]

"Grab your coat....you've pulled."

"Pick a number between one and ten.."
"Five" (or any number)
"Well done! You've won. Put your hands down my trousers to claim your prize..."

I could normally think of loads of better - or worse - ones, but right now, I can't. :S

Chaos

[Spritz]

Me: Hi!
Girl: er.. Hi? :o
Me: *throws ice cube on the ground and crushes it.*
Now that we;ve broken the ice, wanna go out? ;D
Girl: *Breaks ice cube on my face*
Me: Ow @.@

[Necronopticous]

I'll go with this one:

"Was yo daddy a meat burglar?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause it look like someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress"

[m4tt]

Girl you smell like fritos, that's why I'm givin you this hungry stare.

OR

Girl, you must be Jamaican because jah-makin me crazy.

[Craig]

Hi, my name's [insert name here] remember that 'cause you'll be screaming it later.

[boris no no]

Hi, my name's [insert name here] remember that 'cause you'll be screaming it later.

thats good!!! if i was a guy i'd use it!!!

[SomethingBig]

Me: So how about those Chevys?
Girl: What.
Me: You know, the big, beautiful ones in your shirt.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

A polite "good day" generally works.

[UltimaLimit]

(To a girl in your class): "So... you come here often?"

[Strider]

Your name must be Visa, 'cause it's everywhere I want to be.

Your name must be Gillette, 'cause you look like the best a man can get.

You must drink a lot of milk, because you look like you'd do a body good.