Um... Wasn't that purple teletubby gay too? And wasn't it a radical exclamation when we found out that EJ was gay? ANd, well, isn't it funny how all sorts of pop figures are turning out to have less than common sexual preferences these days?

I think that nearly every homosexual is part of an advertising scam. I simply and ignorantly plan to deny that homosexuality even really exists. Or, more specifically, I plan to deny that it exists in a character that has no sexual tendencies, organs, or ideas from any relevant thought process outside of a sheet of paper or a computer.

That's all I have to say.