ffvii was pretty shiddy in the love story department, I thought. Theoretical conversation between cloud and tifa:

Tifa: Cloud, I'm going to make this as plain as I can : I want your body. Now get your ass over here.
Cloud: Tifa, theres no time for that, we have to find Aeris.
Tifa: Sephiroth killed her, you retard. Now take your clothes off.
Cloud: What? Nooooooo!!! I don't remember that!!! DAMN YOU SEPHIROTH!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Tifa: You already did that, you clod. Now get your ass over here and take me, you wild man beast.
Cloud: ...
Tifa: ...
Cloud: ...
Tifa: ... I'll give you some pocky.
Cloud: ... Ok. Aeris wouldn't want me to miss out on pocky.

Yeah... Neurotic guys and women who are horny for them don't make a good mix.