the villa is crap not worth 300,000
the villa is crap not worth 300,000
"Okay, Yuffie. If you reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally want to use the Villa with me, promise me that you won't steal our materia until after we beat Sephiroth."
Oh, I have an idea. They should have done this to Yuffie. She never comes back after Tifa and Cloud sleep together under the Highwind. I would have made you buy the villa to get her back. You'd find her in the bed. If you talk to her, you get snoring sound effect again, and a text box that says, "Cloud." She rejoins you after doing the swish animation a few times and saying how strong she is and that Cloud always said they absolutely needed her on the team.
They should do that with Yuffie if they ever remake FFVII.
Haha, "the swish animation."
Come to my villa, free pie for all.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
"The swith animation." Yeah, that wasn't very good descriptive details. The one where her arm moves around and you hear "shw shw shw"
Come to my villa, too. Free pizza and sushi for all. I also made a deal with that restaurant in the Wall Market, so you can have Korean BBQ's here, too. I also have a club downstairs. 1000gil per admitance. The dancers from FFIV are there, too. You can go to their dressing room through a hidden passage.
You are stealing my friends. ;_;Originally Posted by Weimar Pluto Knight VII
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
Oh, Shante is there, too. She sings that song from Arc the Lad II. I found the song on the Tournament CD.
Oh Nobuo and the Black Mages play there, too!
Oh, I think one day, the Item Shop guy would leave me a note. "I decided to put my item shop elsewhere. I live here, too, and you keep me up all night."
Hmm, I think think we should start writing humorous fan fics about Cloud's Villa.
Idea 1: The materia shop owner finds Yuffie at the club bar in the basement. "Hello, can I buy you a drink?" He starts hustling her, and they start talking about materia, getting along very nicely.
ahem, i'm taking all the materia, the weapons and the armours :bgl: , plus the items :chuckle: :fpdev: .
yeah...sure...
just wait till he goes to sleep and i infiltrate his shop :elk: . ah, the thought of all that materia: :chuckle:
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Yuffie has stashed the materia away. She is about to escape, then suddenly--
MSO: "hnn? where ya going, honey? Let's make more love."
Yuffie: "Uh, I can't. I, uh, have to go to the Cloud-- I mean, people I love."
MSO: "Oh, that play, Loveless. Very funny. Now, come to Papa!"
Yuffie: "Taking lessons from the Don, are we?"
MDO: *goes to villa disturbing Cloud.* *comes back*
Cloud: *Does limit break Cross Slash on Yuffie's clothes.*
*plop plop plop plop plop*
MSO: "Ahhh! My materia!"
Cloud: "Yes! I learned Blade Beam! Better sign myself up for that talent show in my villa club."
I want the 1/4 Rufus
meh, it's going to take more than a hero to stop me
Before Rocket scenes: "This is SIN. Meteor expected to land on Cloud's Villa."
After the rocket rams into Meteor, the expected target changed to Yuffie's House.
I kinda cheated with that joke, but it's still funny.
house! oh, wait -- Wutai
! how dare you :laugh: ! i think it's time to send out the ninja assassins! :chuckle: :evilking: :laughing:
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Thanks to Cloud and Cid's cooperation to change Meteor's trajectory away from his villa, during the altered ending, RedXIII makes an assessment of the situation.
"Forget Yuffie's house and the ninja assassins. We gotta worry about the Planet."
I could imagine that terrible music playing while it shows Meteor destroying Yuffie's House instead of Midgar.
When the Staff Role starts, Cloud turns to everyone and says, "Well, let's celebrate the survival of my precious villa by having a party over there!"
"Yeah, man. Let's all do our levah fo' limit breaks at the talent show. I'll do Catastrophe!"
"Hmm, maybe we should skip that one, Barret."
500 years later
Red XIII shows his kids the ruins of Yuffie's House.
so what
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