allright, here's one for you, what is the funniest joke you have ever heard, preferably something dirty.
Laugh it up.
allright, here's one for you, what is the funniest joke you have ever heard, preferably something dirty.
'if we couldn't laugh then we'd all go insane'
Unfortunately, for you, I'd rather not be banned.
Same deal as DMKA. Best case, half the post would be messed up by the swear filter, worst case, I'd na be comin' back no more.
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Yeah. Just post the funniest joke you've ever heard. I'm sure there are plenty, but I just can't seem to remember one at the moment.
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I wish I could tell but it was totally perverted. So, I don't wanna get banned! But if I met you all in person. I'd tell you.
Funniest joke I've ever heard, preferable dirty, don't get banned.....Ok I've got one (by the way, this is not an insult to gay people since I would be insulting myself in the process if that were the case)
What do you call a bouncer at a gay club?
A flamethrower.
Ba...da...ba....*ching*
That's all I got.
I don't have a clue. Tell me!
That's cool. Hhaha. Lol.
Wait. I don't get it.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!
LOL thats so funny!
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My joke involves an Irishman, so it's probably too racist to tell.
Apologies.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
What do you get if you cross a stone and a window?? A shower curtain
I know it makes NO sense, but one of my friends said it one time and I was giggling for ages. It was just so funny.I suppose you had to be there.
A lot of the jokes I tell with my buds from work would offend most people. I told tose jokes in Feedback, and they got deleted.
[q="Rainecloud"]My joke involves an Irishman, so it's probably too racist to tell.[/q]
Fine, I'll tell an Irish joke, because I'm half Irish, and therefore get that immunity thing or whatever.
Ahem.
How can you tell if an Irishman is a queer?
When he prefers women to alcohol.
Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!
A penguin was driving his car to work one day and noticed that the car wasn't running as smoothly as it used to be so he took it to the mechanic. The mechanic told him that it would take him about an our to find the problem so the penguin goes and gets an ice-cream cone. The penguin comes back and the mechanic says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," replied the penguin, "that's just the ice-cream."
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i got one for you, boris. why didn't the chicken cross the road?why did the chicken cross the road?
"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
Take care all.
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