I would be a Hot Dog Vendor. Then I would throw hot dogs at my enemy. My character would like a fat bald man, with an apron, tongs, chef hat, and a hot dog stand. My "Extra Attacks" would be Ketchup and Mustard dealing ultimately 999 HP damage to all. Another attack Relish, for dealing an ultimately healing effect of 999. My weapon upgrades would be from Hot Dogs (Ball Park) to Polish Dogs (Kirkland Signature). Oh yeah.