This kidnapper really is a maniac. They think Baloki is precious.
This kidnapper really is a maniac. They think Baloki is precious.
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
I've been FRAMED! =O
Yen? Everyone knows the Euro is the way of the future.
Precious time is dwindling away, soon he will die
~:fpdev: Xander
Clout wins. GOLD STAR.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Let's throw Xander a party!
Grab the opportunities life hands you, that's my motto!
That evil Xander thought she could tie me up in the turtle pen eh? I escaped, firstly I confinced a snapping tortose to bite the ropes, then I had to wrestle past the guards and then the hardest part of all I had to catch the underground, but I'm free now
What I want to know is why no-one noticed I've been missing since Tuesday?
Originally Posted by Baloki
In fact, why have you been missing since tuesday?
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Since Tuesday, huh. Then who is it that has been making all of those posts under your name on the 26th, 27th, 28th and 29th? They are quite numerous.
Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
Xander, obviously.
If someon kidnapped me, that would be good. Then the populus world would'nt have to suffer a very evil ruler! :evilking:
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
I'd try to get you back but then Xander would probably stop sleeping with me.
NOT THAT SHE DOES OR ANYTHING!
I think you all need to know about my escape:
Remember snapping tourtises are your friendsJust so you guys know escapage did occur and I am now safe. Not only did I escape from Xanders Turtle House fortress but I survived using the London Underground.
The main way I escaped was by convincing a snapping turtle to come close and then using its sharp jaws cut the binding ropes. I then over powered the guards by throwing the snapping tirtle and then giving them some Bamboo that was lying around. Giant Panda's are so easy to distract. Anyway from there I had to dodge my way through the Laser Cannons Xander had set up throughout London Zoo, a rather difficult task that would have been much more difficult if Xander had taken my glasses off me. However she didn't. From there I had to steal the ticket guys donuts, well ok I didn't but a man cannot live on Bamboo alone, so I stole those and then escaped for the street where a swarm of London Taxies immidiatly tried to run me down. I dodged, swerved and threw cockney rhyming slang till they could stand no more and went home to watch Eastenders.
After that I took the final leg of my dangerious journey, I caught the tube! Boy that was difficult, not only did I have to put up with people trying to explain the maps but I had to look at them too. In the end I just gassed the whole underground killing everyone and went on my way.
So now I'm safe, and I go to look at the Ransom thread Xander set up and you were all willing to let me die, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Thats the last time I bake you all cookies ;_;
What I find more amusing is how you've CONTINUALLY failed to spell Tortoise right, EVERY TIME.
And turtles and tortoises have nothing to do with each other.
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