Don't bother with updating your antivirus scanner.

And cl_out and Baloki, stop perpetuating the myth that antivirus will do sweet <img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif><img src=http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/rpg_009.gif> all about spyware.

Get Ad-Aware, Spybot S&D, and HijackThis, and run them every week. That and Firefox. Oh yes, and stop going to porn sites and stealing software with KaZaA.