The fact that he thinks he is the best dressed manager in the Premiership.

The fact that he is Scottish.

The fact that he ruined Liverpool F.C in the early nineties.

The fact that he makes it his mission to fall out with star players. Dunn, Bellamy etc.

The fact that Roy Keane will be just like him when he eventually becomes a manager.

Actually Doc, I think he's a decent bloke and I'd love it if he was managing my club.