the #eoff party - Newbies, Chat, Stats and Hats!

[Del Murder]

How did you get your sig image to count down until the election? That's awesome!

[Jojee]

You're too elite for it.

[Kirobaito]

How did you get your sig image to count down until the election? That's awesome!

The #eoff party is full of a very diverse crowd, with many different skills and talents. Samuraid is responsible for the countdown in our sig, using a bit of PHP skills with an image manipulation program.

[Loony BoB]

Just three more forums!

Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus
Video Game Music/The Spirits Within
General Square Enix

Time is running out!

[Chibi Youkai]

I suppose I can do videogame music.

[Samuraid]

It will be interesting to see what part each forum will play in the election.

And while we are at it...

*bump*

[Fuzakeru]

Everytime I see 'bump' I think of Gaia. o_o You know, the place where your avatar can be dressed up and stuff? Yeah. That's the place I'm talking about. You're so smart. What? You had a fight with your dog? I'm sorry to hear about that. Yes, I will keep you in my prayers. I just hope the hamster doesn't lose his temper again, last time that happened the chickens ended up in the hospital.

[Samuraid]

http://gaiaonline.com ? I don't have an account, but that forum takes the record for traffic and posts out of any forum I have ever seen. It also is one of the most modded phpBB forums...

[DoomAntenna]

I guess I'll take Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus, if that's allright. Sorry for the delay.

[Loony BoB]

No worries. So long as you replied at all, I'm happy.

EDIT: Just General Square Enix to go!

[RSL]

Give that one to Spaceman Spiff. He doesn't have a forum. It would be perfect for him.

[Loony BoB]

I've already asked him a couple of times and he's not chosen one. I'll ask him again just to be sure.

[RSL]

He'll probably say something about wanting feedback.

[Loony BoB]

That's what he said last time. xD Anyway, I've found someone to represent General Square Enix, now. Check the first post. Well, check the first post in 20 seconds or so, once I've edited it.

EDIT: Wow, exactly 20 seconds.

[Del Snizz]

When I was chosen as President for Life by the only legitimate election in the history of these fora, some four years ago, it was my intention that the practice of voting for representatives—a practice most injurious to the maintenance of a healthy civic order—would be immediately abolished and replaced with an annual festival celebrating the justice and benevolence of the newly recognized God-King, in the person of Myself. However, certain parties, whose hatred of the welfare of Our people and of the Natural Order which their Great and Terrible Universal Potentate defends and preserves for their benefit, betrayed the Law of Nature and the foundations of Our people’s society with their insistence on commemorating the Truth and Absolute Righteousness of the first affirmation of the people's just will to completely submit in good faith to their rightful God-King and His Perfect Authority, by holding in perpetuity blasphemous ‘elections’ which are naught but false rituals designed to conceal vice and anarchy in a thin veil of dignity and civic virtue. It is the lawful opinion of your Divine and Noble Master that the continued participation in these rituals is a destructive mockery of the traditional constitution of these fora and of Our essential liberties, and it is Our duty to protect the principles of Our Law against pretenders to the Sovereign Power.

We therefore decree with all the Dignity and Power of Our Office that Our subjects shall demonstrate their loyalty and affection for Us and shall exercise their duty to the Natural Law, which binds them with infinite justice to the person of their God-King, by marching to battle against the usurpers and casting votes for the #eoff Party. Woe to those unhappy few who arrogate to themselves the right to flout their duty and to choose the path of evil, for they will surely meet with punishments as great as the infinite rewards afforded to the True Believers, whose obedience to the Holy Edicts of their Almighty Ruler is bounded only by the span of their mortal lives.