the #eoff party - Newbies, Chat, Stats and Hats!

[Samuraid]

AH-HA! DISCRIMINATION AND ELITISM ABOUND IN #eoff! !

I suggest you read about inductive fallacies, specifically the fallacies of Hasty Generalization and the Unrepresentative Sample and you will see that, in fact, your assertions do not follow logic and are thus invalid.

Touché!

[Del Murder]

Hey Guys! Do you ever feel down?
Yeah, Man! Like you're an arse-clown?
Is it because Sephy burned down your town?
Oh, and are you NOT a fan-boy?


Hey Guys! There's this place you can go!
Yeah Man! You can chat with Jojo.
You can hang out! And I know that you'll see
Lots of "CLOUDSTRIFEXXX"s and VIVI!

It's fun to chat at # e o f f
It's fun to chat at # e o f f
About everything that young people discuss
You can hang out with all of us!

So, newbies? You gotta listen to me.
Newbies, so your time there is free
of malice, all that malice and hate
well it's always there, but it might dissapate

First rule, plz dont typ liek dis
It really, makes all of us pissed
Like David, who, when opped will be glad
To ban your sorry, newb-can

Next rule, and its important too,
that is, don't be a big poo
Don't be whiney, when Jeebs says Cloud sucks
Defending imaginary characters is a waste of time.

....


It's fun to chat at # e o f f
It's fun to chat at # e o f f
About everything that young people discuss
You can hang out with all of us!

Newbies, come have a good time
in our chat, come on, get online!
With all of us, us internet geeks
At least it beats being forced to streak.
(Unless you're BoB, he likes that kind of thing)

EEEEEEEEEE O F F!

EEEEEEEEEE O F F!

Newbie, newbie! You will have a great time!
Come on and get online!!!!

EEEEEEEEEE O F F!

EEEEEEEEEE O F F!

*Oh, and we support newbie rights too. Yay us!*

*hand claps.

Brilliant work, foa. I love a good parody.

[fire_of_avalon]

I did good!

Haha, will this get me modded here like doing good at Aiyon got me modded. xD

[Del Murder]

Heh, Led doesn't run this show, fortunately for all of us.

[Raistlin]

Hey, I never got modded at Aiyon for my brilliant Dilbert pun. ;_;

[Jojee]

I never got modded at Aiyon either.

MEANY!!

[Raistlin]

That's because you never did anything at Aiyon, twerp.

[Jojee]

That's because I never joined Aiyon, UGLY.

[Raistlin]

Sounds like a personal problem to me. Shorty.

[Jojee]

*bursts into tears* I never joined because of meanies like you!

[Raistlin]

...That didn't stop you at EoFF, FG, tGA, and other places.

[Jojee]

*rolls eyes* You still insist you joined EoFF before me when we joined on like the same day XD And I can't help it if you kept rambling about FG so much that I had to see what it was like... plus, you MADE me join tGA Tied me up and threw me in!

[Awrini]

Grrr, Stop spamming up this thread. *bites*

[Jojee]

*bites 'nano*! >=O We're not spamming, we're advancing the party platform or something.

Iluvyou

[fire_of_avalon]

*snicker*

Enjoy?