BAoTW Party 2005 - We rock, and they know it!

[Psychotic]

BAoTW Party 2005
"Because all the other parties smell!"

I stress the importance that this party is not about atheism and if you use it as an excuse not to join then you are clearly very silly. It is a name of randomness, not religion. kthx.

A message to the electorate and all cuddly people

My friends, too long have the evil forces of EoFF tried to purge green dartboards from the land! Too long have the socs tried to take our pizzas and muffins away from us! Too long have the snails invaded and have had to be repelled with no oranges!

Well I say: NO MORE!

Consider this a call to arms! Rise up and fight the opressors! Rise up and fight the bus drivers who don't like ointment! Rise up and fight those French-Canadian ducks! The hour is now!

Policies and beliefs
What BAoTW Stand for:

- Randomness and Pointless Crap
- Walruses & Penguins Rule
- AOL Suck
- Free Peter! Die elitists! More nachos! More Caves!

BAoTW Policies:

- Avril Lavigne and Cher to be executed
- Free nachos and communal orgasmic pop-tarts for all
- People called Martin to be banned from wearing shoes whilst using public transport, excluding underground trains
- Shakespeare in Schools to be replaced with the Kama Sutra
- Biology teachers to be burnt with white hot pokers poked in their eyes, if they happen to annoy party members
- Themed public holidays, including Puffin day and Pelican day - the rest will be determined later.

And a jolly new policy!

- Browser equality! People should stop saying "OMG TEH FIREFOX IS TEH BEST!!!1111" I say let people use whatever browser they want! If they want firefox, fine! If they want IE, fine! If they want AOL, dine! (on cookies and oatmeal but maybe not oatmeal as that sucks)

And another jolly new policy!
- Take down the Listerine company because Doomsday wants to.

Aw shucks, one more!
- CRAZY FROG RINGTONE BURN IN HELL! Or alternatively an industrial strength furnace, either way is pretty good.

OOH
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Members - the cool people who are lovely!
Psychotic
Rye
Spritz
Ultima Shadow
Pure Strife
Czech. Republic
=Angelus=
Dr. K
Doomsday
Rusty
Trumpet Thief
Female Ryuichi
Baloki <--------- Totally doesn't want to stand for a forum.
Misfit
Faris
kikimm
Denmark
Maxico
Xander
Phil
Fuzakeru
Ansem
Jellisaurus
Amratis
VaShYmAn
Takara
DMKA
Hardwood Hank
Azar
ching chong
Jack
Rainecloud
Ouch!
Sweet_Angel
Stupid Moomba 88
Nod
Squinn
Triple T
ffrinoa8

Banner Thyme!




Down with socs! Up with socks! Down with socs! Up with socks!