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The rules say we need an FF mascot so an FF mascot is here wooper-de-doopster

FFVII'S VERY OWN MUKKI! In case you don't remember who he is:
Mukki: ...heave...pant... Don't be so embarrassed! Loosen up,
bubby! ...heave...pant... Let's wash off all our sweat and dirt together!
Muscular Guys: Wassup!!
Mukki and the muscular guys took Cloud's clothing off.
Mukki: Bubby! You're the intimate type, huh!! ...heave...pant... Wow!! Would you look at that!
They all go in the tub.
Mukki: Isn't bathing great...? It soothes your heart. How is it, bubby!? Feels good, huh?
Cloud: ......... I don't feel good. Let me out...
Mukki: You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten.
Cloud: Ten... Nine...
Mukki: Hey bubby, how old are you?
Cloud: Eight... Twenty one...
Mukki: You're less then half my age. I'm so jealous. So how 'bout it...? Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group?
Cloud: ............ Seven... Six... Not to be rude or anything, but could you go do someone else?
Mukki: Well, if that's how you feel... too bad. We have a trip planned at a cabin out in the country.
Cloud: Five... Four... Three... Two... One... Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.
Mukki: Why don't you stick around and play a bit? Daddy's so lonely...
Everyone got out of the tub and Mukki put Cloud's clothing on.
Mukki: Bubby!! This is important to me! Here's a memento of our time together!
Cloud got Bikini Briefs.
Mukki: Hope we meet again!
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