Will telephones order a bagel?
Will telephones order a bagel?
Are you asking a question, or is that another silly post?
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
A combination of the two!
Watereating sand cake. Allegedly. Ultima Shadow is ready for war, war with the giant orbs that glow in the sky, you may call them stars, but Ultima Shadow does not. He calls them Minnie Mouse House. Oh yes. And he shall fight them bitterly until his last breath. After he eats some water, of course.
My God, that's genius!Originally Posted by Psychotic
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
COPYRIGHT IS A MATTER OF F.A.C.T.!!!!!
Micky Mouse, In His House, Pulling Down His Tr-....
Deary me. On second thoughts, this is most unsuitable.
Whatever happened to "Boy Scout You're Out?"
[center] I Painted My Own Mona Lisa
She's Fixed Everything
Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams [center]
I'm hoping you can help me out here with this rhyme:
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
Paralyzed donkey passing by...
And I can never remember the rest.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Try reading my profile?
But Rainecloud's version has a paralyzed donkey. That's pretty funky stuff.
[center] I Painted My Own Mona Lisa
She's Fixed Everything
Now I'm Spoilt Beyond My Wildest Dreams [center]
Now what is this?
No, that's the short version. I'm talking about the one with the donkey in it, as you can see from my previous post.
Edit: If someone could make me a really groovy BAoTW signature with a paralyzed donkey in it, that would be so great.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
Try shoving in what you got so far into Google?
Edit: I work in back, I see no smiles
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead men,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
I am complete.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
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